And men ask if women are blonde!! (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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TOPIC: And men ask if women are blonde!!
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And men ask if women are blonde!! 16 Years, 7 Months ago
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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- - silence - -
HUSBAND:
F**k
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Re:And men ask if women are blonde!! 16 Years, 7 Months ago
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lol
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Intexk
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Re:And men ask if women are blonde!! 16 Years, 7 Months ago
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LMAO perfect hehehe he will now precede his wife in death hehehe
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