What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide
the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on
the label.

3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.

4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.

5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the
harder side of Sears.

6. A gift certificate.

7. Cash.

8. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart
on the way over, even if you didn't.

9. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"

Thinkin Paddy is in a crisis.

Valentines so over rated, most ppl normally end up being left dissappointed!

damn...i did pick up a gift at the gas station mini mart! lol

i bought a stuffed monkey that says "HEYYYYY...lets monkey around" and a few other phrases... but i also had a dozen long stems sent to her work:P

no crisis daddio I agree with Nidi actually... just figured it was good for a giggle.lol you should love your partners everyday the same way.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww