After a wonderful sermon, toward the end of the service, the Minister
asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"


80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.


"Mrs. Jones? are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?"


"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.


"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"


"Ninety-eight," she replied.


"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell
us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy
in the
world?"


The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced
the Congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."