An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to
> dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
> and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man
> cried, 'You can't go out like that!' She said, 'I can go anyway I
> like and so can you.' Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out
> stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman
> says, you're going out like that?' And he replies, 'Yep, if you can go
> as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.