Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a rea l ly bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't , there is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to
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Women will never be equal t o men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, And still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Gotta luv em tho!!!!!

Hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Ricky

sneaks up on nidinker and kicks him right in da shins ....he just better be glad I have good aim or he might be making this face --->

lol XN...my wife thought this one was funny...

"Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

Says my feet are really bigger to support my big head!

Women will never be equal t o men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, And still think they are sexy.

I found this one rather funny

Oh and guess what..since my kids have smaller feet than I do..it must mean they should do the dishes

But some of em' *slap*

Shannon/HerroKitty

lol Em my missus says my big feets is to support my beer belly
I teld her shrup n feych another plaster comes off next week

Ladies you will always be equal in my book lol when I start writin it (ducks:woohoo:)

hugzzzzzzzzzzz Ricky