A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and dumb blonde jokes when a well presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and says:

"I've just about heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes, DICKHEAD! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister. I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

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Hahaha love it!! Just off to dye my hair!