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My dear friends,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all.
Furthermore, please accept my hope for a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
period recognised within the Gregorian calendar as 2009, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make England great, (not to imply
that England is necessarily greater than any other country),and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform, or usual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Yours faithfully
Mikess
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