I have decided it is not only my duty, but my obligation, to hereby file a formal complaint against members of the cribbage room for the tummy safey of others!
There I was, mindin my own business, sittin quietly, actin out right angelic to be honest, when all a sudden the most horrifyin discussion began. It had to do wiff vegamite, marmite, and black pudding.
Now I dont wanna mention any names, (chi, padame, stonedwarrior, dardad) but I think they should be sought out and made to sit in corner for at least a day wiff nothing to eat BUT the above mentioned things! Maybe this will keep em from makin others TOTALLY PUKE GREEN and send me searchin my house from top to bottom lookin for that damn bottle of tums I KNOW I HAVE!
Thank you for your time in this very important matter
I know punishment will be dealt wiff in a swift and timely manner..........lmao