Christmas Cake Recipe
Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo Tequila (substitute your favorite here)
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Quervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Fluff again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK,
try another cup ... just in case
Turn off the mixererer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just knock em out wiff yer tongue..(dont turn it on!)(ask me how i know) Ouch!
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshz a shictz!
Check the Jose Quervo Again!!
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner!
Finally, throw the bowl in the sink,
Finish the Jose Quervo and find someone to dance with!
I'm a great cook!!
oops, i mean (A)