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Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever? 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 2
One to make you smile.

Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever?

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?”
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

He!He!He!Hic!!!!!

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Re:Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever? 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 86
lol...great joke
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Re:Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever? 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Please take note of the color of my hair!
Xtreme,... you are sick!
But funny!
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Re:Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever? 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 1
Okay,... Now it is my turn to tell a Blonde Joke!

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

Someone else know any???
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Re:Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever? 15 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 9
let me see now!! Funny!!! Sick!!! pervy!!! depraved!!!lovable!!!old fart!!! yup they on the list He!He!He!Hic!!!!

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Luv the joke btw
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