The plan may have worked out better than expected, Nid flew to spain and asked intex to board a plane with her.
This turned in to quite a task, the construction company nearby had to loan the use of their crane as inki had doubled in size over the years (if at all this was possible seeing the weight he was previously, he had managed to get him self in the guiness book of records as the heaviest man alive).
The plan went to schedule as lost boarded the plane too, to accompany his beloved inki winki.
Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) the plane started to struggle with excess weight once it was midway over the atlantic ocean. in order of the mass of passeners to survive there was only one solution, that was to dump the cargo.
Well who would have known the door to the cargo hold would jam up, (might have been due to some greedy bastard throwing their eaten chicken bones there).
There was no other option but to shove inki out of the flying plane.
Due to the presure on the plane inki had swelled and they couldn't get him out the door, he was stuck half way between the doorway crying for a chicken leg to accompany him on his free fall incase he got hungry on the journey down and he hated the idea of dying without food in his wobbly belly.
Nid got the air stewardesses to pass him some and rub chicken grease on him as lubrication in the process. inki thought he was in heaven but once he was greased up nid leant again the cabin door, put both her feet in the small of his back and gave him an almight push and out he went, while lost looked on and cried he loved him.
inki landed in the sea but the fat oaf didn't drown! he was floating on his back like an paradise island. Lost thought it was tropical and jumped out landing on his bouncing belly and the two of the floated off into another adventure....