Hi I'm Bender and i'm shy but am looking for a nidink romance, backgammon preferably, so i thought i'd put my ad up and try my luck. I'm a very soft kittenlike creature, but i don't mind a girl that like to play rough.
Except at backgammon, you must be demure and respectful at all times.
Its important to like blur and the beastie boys, and if you played drums that would be fantastic, but i can train you up if need be.
after that, i guess the usual criteria applies... which i'm too polite to mention here.
I await your replies with finger-tingling anticipation and a slight dampness. Have a nice day.. Bender