Ten reasons why bread is dangerous.

1 More than 98% of convicted felons are regular bread users.
2 Half of all children who grow up in bread consuming households score below average in standardised tests.
3 In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years, infant mortality rates were unacceptably high and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4 Every piece of bread you eat has been proven to bring you nearer to death.
5 Bread is associated with anarchy and destruction: 96.9% of all communist sympathisers have admitted to having eaten bread, while 99.7% of the people involved in air and car accidents ate bread within the 6 months preceeding the accident. A massive 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where bread is served frequently.
6 Evidence points to the long term effects of bread eating: of all the people born since 1839 who later dined on bread, there has been a 100% mortality rate.
7 Bread is made from a substance called dough. It has been proven that as little as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average Western male eats more bread than that in one day.
8 Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit lower incidences of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
9 Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water begged for bread after as little as 2 days.
10 Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees fahrenheit, a heat level which can kill an adult in less than one minute.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED