Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his
butt.
'If you do not mind me saying,' said the second, 'that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?'
'I regret I cannot,' lamented the first terrorist. 'It is permanently
stuck in my butt.'
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first terrorist says, 'I was walking along the beach and I tripped
over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag
attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No shit?'
HeHeHeHic!!!!!!!!
Gotta Luv those Genis lol
