A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and bees.



“I don’t want to know!” said the child, bursting into tears. “Promise you won’t tell me !”


Confused the father asked his son what was wrong.



The boy sobbed, “When I was six I got the ‘there’s no santa speech’, at seven I got ‘there’s no easter bunny speech’. When I was eight you hit me with ‘there’s no tooth fairy’ speech.


If you are going to tell me that grown ups don’t get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”