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Joke : A load of bull 16 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 335
A man took his wife to the Royal Show and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See? He mated 50 times last year . once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,"This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more
Than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it
was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations he should be OK.
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Re:Joke : A load of bull 16 Years, 9 Months ago Karma: 2
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at
being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries
about being eaten..."

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod
appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin
turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his
old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself
becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away
whenever he came close to them. Justin finally realised that his new
menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and
can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him
back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and
behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best
friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he
set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories
came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me,Justin,
your old friend, come out and see me again. "

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy
and I'll not be tricked.

"Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."

"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"
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