Soon another woman arrived, just as beautiful as the one before. Cajun Hunee had come to ask if drinks were needed. She sat a tray with coffee and cake on the table in front of them. Turning to leave, she said, "someone will be with you in a moment".
Taking his last drink of coffee, he noticed another beauty standing at the door. Mr. Lost, please step this way. As he approached he noticed her name tag said Tuffy. He thought, "I would follow you anywhere".
She led Lost to a room and left him there, sayin she would be right back. Lost started reading the posters hanging around the room. His excitement deminishing as he read.
The door soon opened and Tuffy was back. In her hands she had a book and a specimen cup. She explained to lost what must be done. Lost had a look of horror on his face. Tuffy sat next to lost and tried to comfort him. Finally after many attempts at consoling him Tuffy told lost not to worry, that 98% of all men took matters into their own hands. This mainly due to the fact that long ago, women all over the world , learned that all forms of the human male were inadequate and had founded this place. This way women would be able to pick and choose the prime specimens without having to actually deal with the male.