It is a tradition to post this each year... In memory of some great times and friends from the past...May all have the most splendid of holidays and cheer...

Dedicated to Mel & Nidi:)

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by: Emerrils Boss

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS...
AND ALL THRU THE GROTTO...
WE SMOKED DECO'S WEED...
AND DRANK FROM JOY JOY'S BOTTLE...

WITH EMERRILS ON HIS KEYPAD...
AND HIS WIFEY ALL TUCKED IN BED...
VISIONS OF MELLY WITH SOME RITZ...
DANCED IN HIS HEAD...

THEN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW...
AROSE SUCH A CLATTER...
BRB...
I'LL GO SEE WHATS THE MATTER...

AND AS I OPENED MY WINDOW...
WELL WHO SHOULD APPEAR...
BUT A CANADIAN NAMED GLHHHHHH
WHO BROUGHT HYDRO AND BEER...

NOW THIS IS GOOD WEED EM SAYS...
AS HE Lit_his_Torch...
*OPENS THE DOOR
*MAKES GUESTS WAIT ON THE PORCH...

DECO'S WEED IS GOOD...
BUT EM'S IS EVEN BETTER...
I'LL SHARE IT WITH ALL...
EXCEPT GUESTS AND Not_Clever...

WE DRANK AND WE DRANK...
TIL WE WERE ALL SMASHED...
JJ FELL INTO THE BOTTLE...
AND HARD TURNIP GOT MASHED...

IF ONLY MEL...
COULD SOBER US UP...
JJ JUST LAUGHS...
AS SHE REFILLS HER CUP...

Evil_Princess SOON CUTS IN...
AS EMERRILS AND Gay_Jay START TO FIGHT...
SHE SAYS TAKE IT OFF MAIN BOYZ...
ITS CHRISTMAS NIGHT!!!


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!