After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see a chinese sex
therapist Dr Chang.He says"take off all your croase,get down&craw reery
reeery fas to otherside room she does,"ok craw reery reery fas bac"..as she
did Dr Chang shook his head."Your problem vewy vewy bad,worse case Ed
Zacchery disease i ever see, dat why u get no date".She says"god,whats Ed
Zachery disease" .Dr says "its when your face look Ed zachery like your
butt"!

I remember the first time you told me this joke, I still laugh even now