unfortunately for the sexiest man alive,all round good egg and adventurer, his GPS was still a tad off the mark.....he did indeed land in the land of donuts, but not the UK that he had set his heart on...no sireeeee bob....he'd landed in AMERICA...whats more, this green suited modern day columbus had landed in Los Angeles. Wide eyed, and in awe, especially after coming from such a poor family and small island, he couldn't comprehend the size of everything that befell his eye's. Determined to make his mother proud, inki decided that his green suit of magical proportions could be put to good use and auditioned for a part in the forthcoming Hulk movie, under the illusion the his rippling muscles and the fact that he was the sexiest man alive, would win him thru, he would become a global star, his mother would be proud and he would be able to pay the debts that had been plaguing his tiny fishing village, thus being able to one day go back with his head held high and to become the mayor.
Overlooking the obvious defects in this tale of intrigue and courage, to wit, the lack of muscles and sexiness, our intrepid adventure made his way to the film studios, where upon.....

intex did his pamela ewing bit and woke up in the shower realising the part after the rock concefrt was all just a dream as he had passed out from the heat onthe stage.....<br><br>Post edited by: Nidi, at: 2007/07/06 01:41

But to inki's amazement when he started to look around himself to gain his surroundings, he looked up. There was a tall, slender beautie looking down on him... as she held a sword to his neck. She demands of him, &quot;who sent you after me!!? Who made you sing that song to me!!&quot; Inkie bewildered looking around quickly, not knowing what to say. She gets louder this time, &quot;Answer me I say!!! Who are you and what do you want with me?!?&quot; Inki tries to think quickly, not sure to admit it was his own desire that brought him to her...

All inki knew was his tally was in a real twist and he needed to find a way out fast. Looking past the brunette beauty he looks down and sees the emerald green slippers given to him by his dear mum are still on his feet. Realizing he was running outta time and excuses he took a deep breath, clicked his heels together 3 times and said &quot;There's no place like ...<br><br>Post edited by: a_litl_grin, at: 2007/07/06 02:48

there is no place like shalls'home where inky would fit in......being the sexiest man in tights alive........he landed on her roof....tripped over the gutters and landed at the door......tired and broken rang the door bell to find.........that shall took pictures of him and went to the pride parade to see the fun....while there.....tinky winky fell in love<br><br>Post edited by: GCS_ShallBeMine, at: 2007/07/06 03:44

Matilda!!!!:ohmy:<br><br>Post edited by: SweetPea, at: 2007/07/06 03:44