Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives, duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Mississippi . He had given his wife Orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The First day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from South Carolina. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the Third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

a south carolina man won a woman in a card game.....she packed all her stuff onto his wagon, and sat beside him as they drove home. the horse tripped over a rock, the man got out, slapped the horse, and said "that's one", then got back in and kept driving the wagon. the woman was puzzled, but since she didn't know him that well she didn't say anything. a few miles on, the horse trips again, jogs the wagon, and the man gets out, slaps the horse, and says "that's two", then gets back in and procedes to drive the wagon. the woman is freaked out a bit, but just when she is about to ask why he does this, the horse stumbles again. the man gets out, and says "that three" then he SHOOTS THE HORSE!.....the woman can't beleive what he's done, she climbs down and starts screaming at him, asking how they are going to get all of her stuff to his house......the man slaps her and says....."that's one"......

Must not have been a South Carolina woman he won. She would have beaten his behind for slapping a horse.
Pull him in line right away.