Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please
give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
and he was able to r ow across in about an hour after almost capsizing
once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross the river."
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you."
and they have the nerve to talk about blondes!
