Something to ponder on.... (1 viewing) (1) Guest
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TOPIC: Something to ponder on....
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 15 Years, 6 Months ago
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you've got it nice .... your turn
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 14 Years, 10 Months ago
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According to the American Constitution, in order to became President of the United States there are only five pre-requisites. The candidate must:
1. be at least 35 years old.
2. be a citizen of the United States.
3. have resided in the United States for at least 14 years.
4. have been born in the United States.
What is the fifth requirement?
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 14 Years, 10 Months ago
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Guess ya gotta Win the election?
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 14 Years, 10 Months ago
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THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8
INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE
OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE
THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL
LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT
LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE
FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT
IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 14 Years, 10 Months ago
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Gee. Now this is hard. A toothbrush lol
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Re:Something to ponder on.... 14 Years, 10 Months ago
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lol
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