A poem for my good friend naughty
....may she get as many laughs out of it as I have
"Huntin Season"
When huntin seasons over
Gonna get me some new tail.
Been a long dry run,
On this old dusty trail.
Gonna wash it and dry it
Ya never can tell,
If not laid properly
Can get owwie and swell.
Gonna trim it and style it
And handle wiff care,
Its been so damn long,
Wouldn’t want it tear.
When huntin seasons over
Gonna get me some new tail.
Will be getting me some
Of what makes em so MALE...
Gonna kiss it and squeeze it
And make it turn blue……
It will be “HAPPY SMURF DAY”
for me and for u!