a woman walks into a pet shop and asks how much the parrots are.. the shop keeper replies, £200, £100 and £15...the woman asks why the last one is so cheap and the shop keeper replies that it used to live in a brothel.. she decides she doesn't mind that and buys the £15 parrot...when she gets it home the parrot says...fuck me, a new brothel.. the woman found this quite amusing....a few hours later, her 2 daughters arrived back home....as soon as the parrot saw them he said...fuck me, 2 new prozzies, they all found it very amusing...an hour later, the womans husband arrived home...the parrot said....fuck me pete, haven't seen you in weeks !!!