A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from Bupa!

my eyes!!!!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!!!! can someone break out the emergency eye wash plz.....the mental pic this created may cause permenant damage




lmao nidi, another good one!

LMAO

thats too freaking funny:woohoo:

Threeold women were sitting on a park bench,when a young fellow came along ,stood in front of them and opened his coat,flashing them.The 1st old lady stared at him and had a stroke.the 2nd old lady stared at him and had a stroke also,the 3rd old lady ,being older and shorter couldn't reach.